WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING

Another great find in the “others” category of Facebook messages:

would You please take me as Your slave in Cairo ? i am a well trained foot slave by a British Mistress, i wish i could be Your slave and Your shoe licker any time they need to be polished, please take me as Your doormat , i kneel and i beg You placing my face under the soles of Your shoes to try my before You judge me , like when You try a shoe before You purchase it , please give me a chance like a shoe to be on your feet
(Profile complete with pictures of a man licking women’s stilettos)

This is my friend Emily. Watch and fall in love.

FINALLY.

(Source: ettehiyatu, via date)

Well, this is perfect.

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Sexy.

UHHHH MUH GAH

i luv u, Andy.

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(Source: night--terrors)